Update

Well, EVERYTHING doesn't suck, just almost everything. Luckily a few doctors are on the plan, but not all, which is super annoying.

And State Farm was the easiest by far! I didn't even have to prove we're married--I just said we are and they take my word for it! At least SOMETHING was easy!

Only 5,398,239,272,273 other places to call now.

Stay tuned.