Our poor innocent sweet little puppy was scarred for life today, and I think her Dad was too a little. Belinga took the pup out for a little walk while I made dinner tonight (aw what a sweet little suburban couple) and all was going well until they came across a precocious little Indian boy. He was very inquisitive and asked Belinga a lot of questions about little Bella.
Boy: Is your dog friendly?
Boy: Can I pet her?
Boy: How old is she?
Boy: What kind of dog is she?
Boy: Where are her private parts?
ERRRRRRRRR (cue sounds of record needle scratching). WTF did this little kid just say? Oh wait, gets better.
Boy: Is she hot or cold?
Boy: Will you show me where her private parts are?
Belinga didn't really know what else to do, so he pointed in the general direction. Bella felt dirty. She came home and crawled into bed, wondering what had just happened.
3 comments:
Poor Bella!
Now you'll have to start dishing out money for doggy therapy!
I can only imagine what kinds of things his parents talk about. Maybe he was scarred by accidentally walking in on their private time. -MAL
New post please. :) How about pics from the party?
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